The Avodah Zarah Narrative – Laughter at the End of Days The Talmud in Avodah Zarah (2a–3b) opens with an eschatological vision of Judgment Day. G-d, seated with a Torah in His bosom, summons the nations of the world to judgment and tells them to present their merits. They come proudly with claims: markets built, bridges constructed, bathhouses established, all supposedly for the benefit of Israel. But God responds with derision: “You did all this for your own benefit.” Mocked for their shallow claims, the nations protest: Had we been given the Torah, we too would have kept it. We were never given the chance, we were set up to fail. It’s a fair objection. And the response is even more disturbing. The Gemara reports that God did offer it, but they rejected it. And Israel? Israel received it by force. As Shabbat 88a tells us, God suspended Mount Sinai over their heads: “If you accept it, good. If not, this will be your grave.” No choice, no consent. So why judge the nations and favor Isr...